01 December 2010 @ 10:22 am
Title: Early Christmas Present
Fandom: TH
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Rating: G

Early Christmas Present )

Wow, first drabble - I thought I'd post them on here as well since I've always had the fanfic on here as well, so there you go: spam ;)
Current Mood: accomplished
03 November 2010 @ 07:01 pm
Title: A very Furry Halloween Story
Author: [ profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none
Summary: It's a cat's life...
Prompt: The night before Halloween Bill jokes about all these ghost stories and the sort being silly child's stuff. The next day when he wakes up, he has turned into a black cat.
How will he communicate to Tom who he is and what will they do to turn him back into his human form? (submitted by [ profile] paraboobizarre )
Author's notes: Nobody ever adopted my yesteryear’s Halloween prompt - so I wrote it myself ;)

I can haz gummi worms nau? )
20 October 2010 @ 10:49 am
ganked from [ profile] beren_writes 

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

I'm really curious - tell me everything!
Off to uni now but I'm looking forward to (hopefully) many interesting suggestion :)
Current Mood: curious
09 October 2010 @ 07:50 pm
I don't normally do fic recs since the TH fandom is so small almost everybody knows everybody else anyways, but this fic is too hilarious not to be pimped: Incestuosa Celebracion by [ profile] poor_medea .

It's been ages since I read dialog this witty and dead-pan. There's only a few people who write like that and I'm still excited I found a new one.
Besides, when does a fic usually inspire you to make a new icon (see above)?
Current Mood: accomplished
08 October 2010 @ 02:58 pm
♥Fluff Friday♥

Title: The Princess Bride
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom
Rating: totally G
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Warnings: none
Summary: It's been with them for a long time and, one way or another, they have both taken things from it.
Author's notes: The Princess Bride *happy sigh*
I watched this movie again after a long time and suddenly this little story started to form :)

A girlie movie - perfect for Bill... )
Current Mood: busy
21 September 2010 @ 09:42 pm
Title: ABC
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: never happened!
Warnings: none
Summary: From the trivial to the more profound.
Author's notes:
written for the FQF 2010, The ABC's of being a Kaulitz Twin: 26 rules, and 26 ways to break them. (prompt submitted by ophelia_seven)
It’s the Hawaiian Alphabet Edition! Did you know the Hawaiian alphabet only has 13 letters? ;)

Thanks to my beta and [personal profile] emseviltwin for providing me with 1&2 - I only just thought to repost this to my own journal (don't ask me why I didn't think of this sooner XD)

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Jackson Five - I Want You Back
01 September 2010 @ 08:14 pm
Probably way late to the party but I'm jumping on the bandwagon anyway:

By now I guess you have all heard of Livejournal's latest, truly ingenious, feature: giving people the option to crosspost even flocked content to Facebook and Twitter.

Now, I will never use that feature because I abhor Facebook, I hardly ever use it.
Up to now I have managed to keep these two spheres of my social life separate and I appreciate if that'd stay this way. I believe that no one on my flist would intentionally do such a thing.

The real problem, however, is the way these new features have been built into the comment boxes:

If you're anything like me, you go "type-type-type-TAB-ENTER!" when posting comments. Voilá, you're on the godforsaken Facebook option!

WAY OUT* (for Firefox users): DisConnect, a script that gets rid off the annoying comment box options and returns it to its pre-Facebook/Twitter-fuckery state.

You will need to install Greasemonkey first, then restart FF and then click on "Install" on the DisConnect page - works like a charm :)

*repost of information already given in the news comments and on other journals - I just thought I'd share again. It's really useful!
Current Mood: aggravated
06 August 2010 @ 08:27 pm
In case anyone wants to try - and save me from my massive boredom at the same time ;)

1. Go through my fic index and pick out a sentence from one of my stories

2. I'll try to guess what story it's from (and, if you want, I'll give you some backstory or DVD-commentary for the excerpt).

3. If I guess wrong, you get to ask me for a drabble (character, situation prompt word, whatever).
Current Mood: bored
25 June 2010 @ 02:58 pm
Title: Drabbles
Author: [ profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom (mostly ;)
Rating: PG - R
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened.
Warnings: none whatsoever
Summary: four drabbles, all of them more or less concerned with sex
Author's notes: I haven't written anything in a long time, so I'm pretty psyched about these haha

one, two, three, four )
Current Mood: accomplished
13 June 2010 @ 09:41 pm
A couple of days ago I wandered over to a well-known TH fanfiction community in search for good fic to read. Thinking I couldn't go wrong I picked a story out of the site's top ten list.

The premise of the story was really promising so I started to read but threw in the towel even before the end of the first chapter. What was so off-putting?
The characterizations.

Bill was gay in this story (shocker!) but not just gay but the GAY GAY GAY I'M SO GAY I MAKE A FLAMINGO LOOK BUTCH-kind of gay.
The other characters were presented with the same perverse gusto for stereotyping.

The characters become clichés, parodies which is particularly bad if what you have written was not intended to be a parody.

It's like writing with glitter pen on rainbow paper and drawing a tiny heart on every i.
Current Mood: indescribable
27 November 2009 @ 11:25 am
Title: I Love You
Author: [ profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Rating: PG
Summary: originally written for [ profile] thesaltywench , a short fluff and sap story about Bill and Tom.
Reader's notes: For [ profile] haylzee as an early Christmas gift ♥ read by yours truly so prepare for a strange accent ;)
Length: 3:25

x-posted to [ profile] thfics_on_tape

Comments are LOVE :)
27 November 2009 @ 09:13 am
I have a few people on my Christmas postcard list but I'd be more than happy to send more :)

Leave me a comment (screened of course) if you want a postcard from Austria as well.

[ profile] aaliyah_babygul
[ profile] ayaneva
[ profile] dreamhunter
[ profile] icemint
[ profile] sagittariusgirl
[ profile] strssna
[ profile] titacats
[ profile] queendaeva
[ profile] yuvi

are already on my list.
21 November 2009 @ 07:04 pm
Recording my own stories...why did I ever agree to this?! *questions her own state of mind*

I almost got it right though!

Haylz, I swear I will get this done, even if it kills me XD
Current Mood: determined
09 October 2009 @ 12:06 pm
I need to pimp this because it's for one of my little girls. She's 13 years old, a mini pro skier and Snickers has a contest where the winner gets a sponsorship worth 10.000 €. She registered her Team "Blue Fire" Ski Racing at the site but now they need votes - lots of votes, so I thought I would pimp this over LJ here.

It's really simple:

click here >> click "JETZT VOTEN" >> click ALS GAST VOTEN >> type in the generated code, click "VOTEN" and you're done :)

You can vote once per day.

I'd be really grateful if you guys voted for my darling girl, also if you would pimp this on your journals ♥♥♥

Current Mood: cheerful
28 September 2009 @ 07:13 pm
because I'm curious...

THE "i've always wanted to tell you" MEME
02 July 2009 @ 10:00 pm
The pic Emily sent me...since we're entering NSFW area here:

everything under the cut )
30 June 2009 @ 08:15 am
[Error: unknown template qotd]Ka-te - which was actually meant to be Katze, cat but I had troubles with the 'z' so I would just crawl after the neighbor's slightly msytified cat going Ka-te Ka-te Ka-te all the time.

22 June 2009 @ 06:55 pm
Two weeks ago I got a call from a private tutoring institute, asking me if I'd be interested in working for them since they heard about me! O_o

That was a jaw hits floor moment for me...

Anyways, I'm going to meet this guy tomorrow at 4pm. I checked their prices on their homepage and OMG they charge a pretty penny! Still, I won't earn nearly as much as I do teaching privately. Then again, working for them is something I can put on my CV.

Either way, all crossed fingers would be greatly appreciated...though, seeing as they called ME, I guess I won't need the luck ;)

My biggest trouble right now is choosing something to wear for the occasion LOL

Current Mood: calm
20 June 2009 @ 07:22 am
Title: Cookie Jerking
Author: [ profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): band/chocolate chip cookie
Rating: none really, I guess
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Summary: It's one of those movie, 'don't try this at home'-things...
Author's notes: This is just me being silly. Thank you M. and J. for bringing that one up last night in the kitchen - I ♥ you guys!*

cookie jerking )

* The idea of soggy biscuit (in German: Keks wichsen) comes from a German movie called "Crazy".
YouTube clip of the scene
here (only in German, sorry...but the scene is fun anyways).
19 June 2009 @ 06:28 pm
First ficlet from the Meme

More to come as soon as my brain cooperates with me again ;)

Onvera's picture... )