paraboobizarre
27 November 2009 @ 11:25 am
Title: I Love You
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Rating: PG
Summary: originally written for [livejournal.com profile] thesaltywench , a short fluff and sap story about Bill and Tom.
Reader's notes: For [livejournal.com profile] haylzee as an early Christmas gift ♥ read by yours truly so prepare for a strange accent ;)
Length: 3:25


x-posted to [livejournal.com profile] thfics_on_tape

Comments are LOVE :)
 
 
paraboobizarre
21 November 2009 @ 07:04 pm
Recording my own stories...why did I ever agree to this?! *questions her own state of mind*

I almost got it right though!

Haylz, I swear I will get this done, even if it kills me XD
 
 
Current Mood: determined
 
 
paraboobizarre
02 July 2009 @ 10:00 pm
The pic Emily sent me...since we're entering NSFW area here:

everything under the cut )
 
 
paraboobizarre
20 June 2009 @ 07:22 am
Title: Cookie Jerking
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): band/chocolate chip cookie
Rating: none really, I guess
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Summary: It's one of those movie, 'don't try this at home'-things...
Author's notes: This is just me being silly. Thank you M. and J. for bringing that one up last night in the kitchen - I ♥ you guys!*


cookie jerking )

* The idea of soggy biscuit (in German: Keks wichsen) comes from a German movie called "Crazy".
YouTube clip of the scene
here (only in German, sorry...but the scene is fun anyways).
 
 
paraboobizarre
19 June 2009 @ 06:28 pm
First ficlet from the Meme

More to come as soon as my brain cooperates with me again ;)



Onvera's picture... )
 
 
paraboobizarre
19 June 2009 @ 05:41 pm
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Challenge: #10 (Tom's teddy)
Word Count: 100
Pairing: BillxTom (implied)
Rating: G

Tom's Teddy... )

originally posted at [livejournal.com profile] th100 : )
 
 
paraboobizarre
22 May 2009 @ 07:35 pm

Title: The Tow Oasis (2/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Warnings: none
Summary: Set in ancient Egypt, Tom and Bill rule over neighboring kingdoms and everything's fine and dandy till one day Bill wants to have something that actually belongs to his brother...
Author's notes: This almost marks the first anniversary of the story *hides*
Better late then never, right?
In case you forgot what it's all about: The Tow Oasis Part 1


The Tow Oasis 2/2 )
 
 
paraboobizarre
14 May 2009 @ 08:49 pm
Watching Sarah Connor Chronicles while thinking of a TH fanfic doesn't work and, most probably, they shouldn't mix either...


Ghost in the Shell XD )

Other than that, sorry Mr. Dick for abusing the title of your great book.

*goes back to watching Sarah Connor Chronicles*
 
 
paraboobizarre
12 May 2009 @ 10:08 pm
Drabble for the Musical Chairs challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] th100 which I discovered thanks to [livejournal.com profile] strssna *hugs*


They come and go, come and go, there's never a vacant seat next to him. Words wash over him in time with the syncopated beat of the music, fading into a curtain of white noise. Blah blah blah. His neighbor leaves, someone else immediately taking his place. You look simply fabulous blah blah blah; it comes with fingers on his back, making him bristle – the way soft darkness invites intimacy from strangers. Soon they're gone and Bill takes a breather.
“You do look fabulous tonight,” comes a soft rumble from behind him, making him smile for real.
 
 
paraboobizarre
14 February 2009 @ 07:22 pm
Title: VHS cassette
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing: BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened.
Summary: Bill chuckled quietly, weighing the heavy chain in his hand when he suddenly stilled, a particular pendant catching his eye...a tiny VHS cassette...
Author’s Notes: The last episode in the Charm series.

A big thank you to [livejournal.com profile] emseviltwinfor being a terrific, sleepy muse ♥♥♥

VHS cassette )
 
 
paraboobizarre
07 February 2009 @ 06:29 pm
Title: Sea Shell
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none
Summary: Bill chuckled quietly, weighing the heavy chain in his hand when he suddenly stilled, a particular pendant catching his eye...a tiny sea shell...
Author's notes: The story that came in third in the poll :)
Originally intended to be posted on Friday so as to keep a pattern but I just couldn't get anywhere near my parents' computer yesterday ;)


Sea Shell )
 
 
paraboobizarre
30 January 2009 @ 07:19 pm
Title: Ying Yang
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: G
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened.
Warnings: none
Summary: Bill chuckled quietly, weighing the heavy chain in his hand when he suddenly stilled, a particular pendant catching his eye...a tiny silver plate with the Ying and Yang symbol on it...
Author's notes: the story that came in second in the poll on Charmed.
After the rather underwhelming feedback on my beloved Cherry I hope this is more to people's tastes.



Ying Yang )
 
 
paraboobizarre
28 January 2009 @ 05:49 pm
Title: Prove It
Author: [livejournal.com profile] emseviltwin, [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: not ours, never happened.
Warnings: excessive violence
Summary: To prove their devotion to each other, the twins invite a fan on a very special night out...
Author's notes: Oh look it's our first born *proud parents*
The work was partitioned as follows: Em = The Smut Meister, Eva = The Queen of Gore


Prove It - Part Two )
 
 
paraboobizarre
28 January 2009 @ 05:43 pm
Title: Prove It
Author: [livejournal.com profile] emseviltwin, [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: not ours, never happened.
Warnings: excessive violence
Summary: To prove their devotion to each other, the twins invite a fan on a very special night out...
Author's notes: Oh look it's our first born *proud parents*
The work was partitioned as follows: Em = The Smut Meister, Eva = The Queen of Gore


Prove It - Part One )

on to part 2
 
 
paraboobizarre
22 January 2009 @ 05:51 pm
Title: Cherry
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none whatsoever
Summary: Bill chuckled quietly, weighing the heavy chain in his hand when he suddenly stilled, a particular pendant catching his eye...a bright red enamel cherry
Author's notes: According to the poll on Charmed the story most people voted for.



Cherry )
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Marilyn Manson - The Dope Show
 
 
paraboobizarre
22 January 2009 @ 08:36 am
I just closed the poll and Cherry won. I'll b posting the Cherry episode round 7pm today :)
 
 
paraboobizarre
11 January 2009 @ 12:29 pm
Title: Charmed
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: It's fiction.
Warnings: none
Summary: Bill has a charm bracelet and every charm comes with its own little story...

Author's notes: I started this story way before the twins 19th birthday and, obviously, finished it waaaaaaaaaay after September 1st. Go me ;)

Emily was a big help in finishing this one even if she just lay on my bed and napped or watched TV ;)


Written for all the lovely people on my flist. I am so happy I have all of you ♥♥♥


Charmed )

The poll will be open for 10 days from today on (closing some time during the 22nd
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Poll is closed now.
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The poll will be open for 10 days from today on (closing some time during the 22nd
)

Poll is closed now.
 
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
paraboobizarre
01 January 2009 @ 07:11 pm
Title: Pretty Woman
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none
Summary: Bill and Tom watch a movie and then sex happens. It also just so happens that I suck at summaries.
Author's notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] strssna ♥♥♥
This was inspired by a joke I made about Bill's alleged fable for romantic comedies.

Pretty Woman )
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
paraboobizarre
16 December 2008 @ 08:40 pm
Title: #4
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: extremely cuddly fluff
Summary: Tom's sick and Bill's worried...
Author's notes: I once wrote that for Emily some time ago and since it's like fluffy fluff I thought I'd share with the rest of you <333


#4 )
 
 
paraboobizarre
03 December 2008 @ 03:47 pm
Title: Love of his live
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Warnings: none
Summary: The love of his life.
Author's notes: OMG I love this one so dearly, please read <333

Love of his life... )