paraboobizarre: (Dean B/W)
2012-12-08 11:19 am

Dec04 - 08, SPN, G

Title: Oh Woe Be Unto You, Dean Winchester
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: none
Rating: G

This was a cold spot, which could only mean one thing: Ghost. )
paraboobizarre: (OMG Sebastian)
2012-12-03 11:18 am

Dec03, McFly, Dougie/Harry, G

Title: #3 or: No Cold Toes Allowed
Fandom: McFly
Pairing: Dougie/Harry
Rating: G

I can' believe the central heating's broke!” Dougie mutters. Everything was fine yesterday but when he woke up today the bedroom felt a walk-in cooler.
At least it's still warm under the blankets. Dougie pokes a toe out from under the sheets and shudders. He will never get up. Ever.
There's a noise in the hall, a door slamming shut. Seconds later Harry sprints round the corner, hightailing it towards the bed, two mugs in his hands, toast between his teeth.
Dougie hogs the blanket protectively.
“Nuh-uh, you're cold now. No cold toes allowed, mister.”
“Pwease, na coh!” Harry pleads.
paraboobizarre: (WAHOOO Birdie)
2012-12-01 09:30 am

Advent Drabbles 2012 - #1

Drabble #1
Fandom: Merlin

Wonders never ceased! Merlin couldn't stop looking from the small package in his hand back to Arthur, who stood in front of him grinning in...well, in his usual smug fashion. But still, Christmas present! From Arthur!Who had obviously taken five minutes out of his busy schedule of sleeping in, stuffing himself and riding aimlessly through the woods to think of a present for his lowly servant. Yay!
“Come on, open it!” Arthur goaded him.
Merlin ripped off the string and unwrapped the paper to reveal...
“A new cloth for shining my armor!” Arthur grinned. “Merry Christmas!”
Yay...


x-posted to [community profile] adventdrabbles
paraboobizarre: (Dean B/W)
2012-06-03 08:26 pm

Ficlet: Put Out Of Misery

Title: Put Out Of Misery
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I'm not making any money off this.
Warnings: Angst, angst, angst
Word count: ~600
Summary: Sam is angsting until Dean gets home


Put Out Of Misery ) AO3 LJ
paraboobizarre: (Dean B/W)
2012-05-24 06:12 pm

Fic: The Curious Incident Of The Fish In The Night-Time

Title: The Curious Incident Of The Fish In The Night-Time
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine, I do not make any money off this.
Warnings: H/C, if that's not your thing
Summary: Dean has changed and Sam's trying his best to work with what he's got.
Author's notes: Set an indefinite time after the season seven finale, but could conceivably be set at any time.
Thanks to my lovely beta [profile] ma_chelle



The Curious Incident Of The Fish In The Night-Time )
paraboobizarre: (WAHOOO Birdie)
2012-03-12 12:26 pm

Ficlet: Fairly Nuts Night

Title: Fairly Nuts Night
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Implied Pudd
Rating: G
Disclaimer: It's fiction.
Warnings: Cat spit
Summary: It's a Fairly Nuts kind of night
Author's notes: Random little McFly ficlet where Danny, poor exasperated soul that he is, does most of the talking.
This is something I jotted down *looks at file info* OMG haha I actually just checked the file info and I created that document exactly one year ago - how strange is that?! Anyways, it kind of never went anywhere back then and today I simply finished it XD
It's quite random but also at least a tad funny.


Those Fairly Nuts Nights )
paraboobizarre: (foer)
2010-12-07 08:45 am

Advent Drabbles - Dec 06 & 07

Title: Granny's As Good As Dead
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: none
Rating: G

Dean hasn't felt so much like a nanny since Sam was little. Back then Sam would get into trouble trying to behave like an adult; getting his hands on Dad's guns, sneaking after them to a hunt. Now it's Sam trying to act like he has a soul that keeps Dean occupied, all those simple choices that make Sam trip up because he doesn't know, he weighs advantages instead; running over granny while she's crossing the street and he's in a hurry to get to three younger people who need him. Three against one, the odds are stacked against grandma...



Title: Things You Do At Christmas
Fandom: TH
Pairing: none
Rating: G

Certain things go hand in hand with Christmas. Like messing around in the kitchen, trying to make cookies from scratch till it looks like someone set off a bomb. Giving up and getting pre-made cookie dough, only half of which will actually see the inside of the oven, the other half having been eaten by Bill before. Drinking cocoa and watching the Muppets Christmas Carol, tolerating each other's decorating whims and fooling around with the dogs in the snow. In LA there's no snow, just rain and it couldn't feel less like Christmas to Tom but he doesn't say anything.
paraboobizarre: (someone is thinking about sex)
2010-12-05 10:46 pm

Advent Drabbles - Dec 05

Title: Perverse Decorating Urges
Fandom: McFly
Pairing: Tom/Harry
Rating: G

For [livejournal.com profile] ma_chelle

Marvin's rolled up into a fluffy ball on the couch, so fast asleep he doesn't even twitch when Tom inches closer, red satin band in hand.
“Mate, you've got perverse decorating urges,” Harry's voice comes suddenly, making Tom jump. Marvin is off the couch, out of the room, faster than lightning. So damn close!
“Now that Marvin's gone, I could think of somebody else to put this on,” Tom quips, dangling the red band.
“Hey, if it'll make you feel better,” Harry shrugs, pulling the zipper of his pants down, “you sure it's long enough, though?”
paraboobizarre: (xmas dog)
2010-12-04 06:54 pm

Advent Drabbles - Dec 04

Title: First Christmas AM
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: none
Rating: G


It's their first Christmas AM and everything just feels wrong. AM – after mum, is how she's dating important events now. Dawn's first birthday AM – a farce compared to Dawn's last one WM (with mum); first Thanksgiving AM, first Fourth of July AM – and it never feels the same. It feels less. Empty.
On the table there's red satin band, baubles and a too fake looking wreath and for the last hour, Buffy's been trying to get the bow tied just so and the baubles to hang nicely. No dice. Instead it all feels like no Christmas AM.
paraboobizarre: (WAHOOO! Birdie)
2010-11-03 07:01 pm

Fic: A Very Furry Halloween, G

Title: A very Furry Halloween Story
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none
Summary: It's a cat's life...
Prompt: The night before Halloween Bill jokes about all these ghost stories and the sort being silly child's stuff. The next day when he wakes up, he has turned into a black cat.
How will he communicate to Tom who he is and what will they do to turn him back into his human form? (submitted by [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre )
Author's notes: Nobody ever adopted my yesteryear’s Halloween prompt - so I wrote it myself ;)




I can haz gummi worms nau? )
paraboobizarre: (Tomi!)
2010-10-08 02:58 pm

Fic: The Princess Bride, BillxTom, G

♥Fluff Friday♥



Title: The Princess Bride
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom
Rating: totally G
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Warnings: none
Summary: It's been with them for a long time and, one way or another, they have both taken things from it.
Author's notes: The Princess Bride *happy sigh*
I watched this movie again after a long time and suddenly this little story started to form :)

A girlie movie - perfect for Bill... )
paraboobizarre: (Default)
2009-06-19 06:28 pm

Ficlet Meme #1

First ficlet from the Meme

More to come as soon as my brain cooperates with me again ;)



Onvera's picture... )
paraboobizarre: (Default)
2009-06-19 05:41 pm

Drabble: Tom's Teddy

Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Challenge: #10 (Tom's teddy)
Word Count: 100
Pairing: BillxTom (implied)
Rating: G

Tom's Teddy... )

originally posted at [livejournal.com profile] th100 : )
paraboobizarre: (Default)
2009-05-12 10:08 pm

Drabble: Musical Chairs

Drabble for the Musical Chairs challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] th100 which I discovered thanks to [livejournal.com profile] strssna *hugs*


They come and go, come and go, there's never a vacant seat next to him. Words wash over him in time with the syncopated beat of the music, fading into a curtain of white noise. Blah blah blah. His neighbor leaves, someone else immediately taking his place. You look simply fabulous blah blah blah; it comes with fingers on his back, making him bristle – the way soft darkness invites intimacy from strangers. Soon they're gone and Bill takes a breather.
“You do look fabulous tonight,” comes a soft rumble from behind him, making him smile for real.
paraboobizarre: (Default)
2009-01-30 07:19 pm

Series Fic: Ying Yang, BillxTom, G

Title: Ying Yang
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: G
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened.
Warnings: none
Summary: Bill chuckled quietly, weighing the heavy chain in his hand when he suddenly stilled, a particular pendant catching his eye...a tiny silver plate with the Ying and Yang symbol on it...
Author's notes: the story that came in second in the poll on Charmed.
After the rather underwhelming feedback on my beloved Cherry I hope this is more to people's tastes.



Ying Yang )
paraboobizarre: (Default)
2008-12-16 08:40 pm

Ficlet: #4, PG, BillxTom

Title: #4
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: extremely cuddly fluff
Summary: Tom's sick and Bill's worried...
Author's notes: I once wrote that for Emily some time ago and since it's like fluffy fluff I thought I'd share with the rest of you <333


#4 )
paraboobizarre: (Default)
2008-12-03 03:47 pm

Fic: Love of his Life, BillxTom, G

Title: Love of his live
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Warnings: none
Summary: The love of his life.
Author's notes: OMG I love this one so dearly, please read <333

Love of his life... )
paraboobizarre: (Default)
2008-06-23 07:45 pm

Ficlet: One of those nights

Title: One of those nights
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre 
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Warnings: none
Summary: It's one of those nights again and Bill is feeling strangely restless
Author's notes: This is the story where I just kept writing...


paraboobizarre: (Default)
2008-05-13 02:04 pm

Drabble: The Drabble of Soft-Bellied Bill, BillxTom, G

The Drabble of Soft-Bellied Bill

It's soft and flat but for a little sweep where it curves down, a tiny round, shadows marking where it flattens into the firm muscles. The skin's soft, like silk, and moves with his touch, unless Bill sucks in his stomach but he hardly ever does anymore. The side of his face pressed against that soft belly Tom's whole world moves with the rhythm of Bill's breath, warm skin, velvety against his cheek; closing his eyes, laying one palm flat on that tiny swell, moulding it against his hand, Tom falls asleep to the light gurgling of that soft pillow.


Written some time ago for [personal profile] emseviltwin since we both share an obsession for Bill's belly and it was just too cute not to share it with the rest of my flist :)