paraboobizarre
02 July 2009 @ 10:00 pm
The pic Emily sent me...since we're entering NSFW area here:

everything under the cut )
 
 
paraboobizarre
22 May 2009 @ 07:35 pm

Title: The Tow Oasis (2/2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Warnings: none
Summary: Set in ancient Egypt, Tom and Bill rule over neighboring kingdoms and everything's fine and dandy till one day Bill wants to have something that actually belongs to his brother...
Author's notes: This almost marks the first anniversary of the story *hides*
Better late then never, right?
In case you forgot what it's all about: The Tow Oasis Part 1


The Tow Oasis 2/2 )
 
 
paraboobizarre
14 February 2009 @ 07:22 pm
Title: VHS cassette
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing: BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened.
Summary: Bill chuckled quietly, weighing the heavy chain in his hand when he suddenly stilled, a particular pendant catching his eye...a tiny VHS cassette...
Author’s Notes: The last episode in the Charm series.

A big thank you to [livejournal.com profile] emseviltwinfor being a terrific, sleepy muse ♥♥♥

VHS cassette )
 
 
paraboobizarre
07 February 2009 @ 06:29 pm
Title: Sea Shell
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none
Summary: Bill chuckled quietly, weighing the heavy chain in his hand when he suddenly stilled, a particular pendant catching his eye...a tiny sea shell...
Author's notes: The story that came in third in the poll :)
Originally intended to be posted on Friday so as to keep a pattern but I just couldn't get anywhere near my parents' computer yesterday ;)


Sea Shell )
 
 
paraboobizarre
28 January 2009 @ 05:49 pm
Title: Prove It
Author: [livejournal.com profile] emseviltwin, [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: not ours, never happened.
Warnings: excessive violence
Summary: To prove their devotion to each other, the twins invite a fan on a very special night out...
Author's notes: Oh look it's our first born *proud parents*
The work was partitioned as follows: Em = The Smut Meister, Eva = The Queen of Gore


Prove It - Part Two )
 
 
paraboobizarre
28 January 2009 @ 05:43 pm
Title: Prove It
Author: [livejournal.com profile] emseviltwin, [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: not ours, never happened.
Warnings: excessive violence
Summary: To prove their devotion to each other, the twins invite a fan on a very special night out...
Author's notes: Oh look it's our first born *proud parents*
The work was partitioned as follows: Em = The Smut Meister, Eva = The Queen of Gore


Prove It - Part One )

on to part 2
 
 
paraboobizarre
22 January 2009 @ 05:51 pm
Title: Cherry
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none whatsoever
Summary: Bill chuckled quietly, weighing the heavy chain in his hand when he suddenly stilled, a particular pendant catching his eye...a bright red enamel cherry
Author's notes: According to the poll on Charmed the story most people voted for.



Cherry )
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Marilyn Manson - The Dope Show
 
 
paraboobizarre
11 January 2009 @ 12:29 pm
Title: Charmed
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: It's fiction.
Warnings: none
Summary: Bill has a charm bracelet and every charm comes with its own little story...

Author's notes: I started this story way before the twins 19th birthday and, obviously, finished it waaaaaaaaaay after September 1st. Go me ;)

Emily was a big help in finishing this one even if she just lay on my bed and napped or watched TV ;)


Written for all the lovely people on my flist. I am so happy I have all of you ♥♥♥


Charmed )

The poll will be open for 10 days from today on (closing some time during the 22nd
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Poll is closed now.
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The poll will be open for 10 days from today on (closing some time during the 22nd
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Poll is closed now.
 
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
paraboobizarre
01 January 2009 @ 07:11 pm
Title: Pretty Woman
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none
Summary: Bill and Tom watch a movie and then sex happens. It also just so happens that I suck at summaries.
Author's notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] strssna ♥♥♥
This was inspired by a joke I made about Bill's alleged fable for romantic comedies.

Pretty Woman )
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
paraboobizarre
19 June 2008 @ 06:39 pm
Title: The Tow Oasis
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre 
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: AU, if that qualifies as a warning ;)
Summary: Set in ancient Egypt, Tom and Bill rule over neighboring kingdoms and everything's fine and dandy till one day Bill wants to have something that actually belongs to his brother...
Author's notes: It took AGES to finish this story... sorry, [personal profile] haylzee  and [personal profile] emseviltwin 
My first AU, so maybe cut me some slack, ja?
:)


 
 
Current Music: Chocolate Elvis - Tosca
Current Location: home
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
paraboobizarre
06 April 2008 @ 10:29 pm
Title: Pretty in Pink
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre 
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: spanking, rimming
Summary: Tom's itching for a fight and provokes Bill until his baby brother snaps...
Author's notes: For 1) everyone who asked me for a spanking fic LOL and 2) [personal profile] lirren  who asked for a top!Bill fic not so long ago.
Also, apologies to Em and Haylzee. They told me to write sex and I did, like the good girl that I am - only I finished the wrong story. Gustav says sex is sex :P

 
 
Current Mood: halfway accomplished
Current Location: hoooooooooome
Current Music: Ash - Kung Fu
 
 
 
paraboobizarre
16 December 2007 @ 06:58 pm
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre  
Title: Jingle Bells
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: BillxTom
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Summary: It's the 24th of December and Bill gets up early...
AN: I wrote this, I think in June or July. Really. It's been sitting on my computer ever since, because I didn't really want to stick up a totally Xmas-related fic in the middle of summer. Originally, there was a longish follow up to this, but it got lost when my computer crashed and I haven't felt like rewriting it ever since. So I figured now or never and just squeezed this in before the Secret Santa madness starts ;)

 
 
Current Mood: crazy
 
 
paraboobizarre
07 October 2007 @ 06:30 pm

Title: Accessories
Author: [personal profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing:
Bill x Tom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Summary: I'm bad at summarizing things, so I'll just say this - Bill, Tom and a little frustration, topped off with cheap accessories can make a boring evening a lot more interesting.
Warnings: ummm, none really
AN: The first few paragraphs of this have been sitting around on my computer for the longest time now, ever since I stumbled over the basic idea behind this in one on my mum's many MANY women's magazines, under the header "The 100 Hottest Sex Tips!".
Aimed at bored hetero couples of course, but I thought why not let the boys partake of this great idea as well - so thanks a lot, Mum! *waves*
She would probably have a heart attack if she knew what I'm actually thinking about when I read her magazines ;)
For who [livejournal.com profile] maiwen05 I promised a fic for the comment of the year

 

 

 

on to the smut...erm, i mean fic )

 

 


 
 
Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: Eric Clapton - After Hours Blues
 
 
 
 
paraboobizarre
25 September 2007 @ 10:17 am

Title: Giving Good Phone

Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre  

Pairings: BillxTom

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Summary:What to do on a lazy afternoon when there's nothing really to do?

AN: Originally posted at thus.com



Giving Good Phone )
 
 
Current Mood: awake
Current Location: home
 
 
paraboobizarre
13 September 2007 @ 10:47 pm
Title: You're Sleeping
Author: [livejournal.com profile] paraboobizarre 
Pairing: Tom x Bill
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Summary: Bill loves Tom but sometimes love and hate are closer to each other than maybe they should be.
Author's Notes: Angst, with a capital 'A'. This is probably the first TH fic I ever wrote, but up to now only a few of my friends got to see it. Recently unearthed it and decided to post it here, since I still like it. A lot. :)

 


Are you asleep? )