20 June 2009 @ 07:22 am
Title: Cookie Jerking
Author: [ profile] paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): band/chocolate chip cookie
Rating: none really, I guess
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Summary: It's one of those movie, 'don't try this at home'-things...
Author's notes: This is just me being silly. Thank you M. and J. for bringing that one up last night in the kitchen - I ♥ you guys!*

cookie jerking )

* The idea of soggy biscuit (in German: Keks wichsen) comes from a German movie called "Crazy".
YouTube clip of the scene
here (only in German, sorry...but the scene is fun anyways).
25 September 2007 @ 10:17 am

Title: Giving Good Phone

Author: [ profile] paraboobizarre  

Pairings: BillxTom

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.

Summary:What to do on a lazy afternoon when there's nothing really to do?

AN: Originally posted at

Giving Good Phone )
Current Location: home
Current Mood: awake