ganked from beren_writes 

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

I'm really curious - tell me everything!
Off to uni now but I'm looking forward to (hopefully) many interesting suggestion :)