Title: ABC
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: never happened!
Warnings: none
Summary: From the trivial to the more profound.
Author's notes: written for the FQF 2010, The ABC's of being a Kaulitz Twin: 26 rules, and 26 ways to break them. (prompt submitted by ophelia_seven)
It’s the Hawaiian Alphabet Edition! Did you know the Hawaiian alphabet only has 13 letters? ;)


Thanks to my beta and emseviltwin for providing me with 1&2 - I only just thought to repost this to my own journal (don't ask me why I didn't think of this sooner XD)

( ABC )

Title: Drabbles
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom (mostly ;)
Rating: PG - R
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened.
Warnings: none whatsoever
Summary: four drabbles, all of them more or less concerned with sex
Author's notes: I haven't written anything in a long time, so I'm pretty psyched about these haha


( one, two, three, four )

Title: I Love You
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Rating: PG
Summary: originally written for thesaltywench , a short fluff and sap story about Bill and Tom.
Reader's notes: For haylzee as an early Christmas gift ♥ read by yours truly so prepare for a strange accent ;)
Length: 3:25


x-posted to thfics_on_tape

Comments are LOVE :)

Title: Cookie Jerking
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): band/chocolate chip cookie
Rating: none really, I guess
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Summary: It's one of those movie, 'don't try this at home'-things...
Author's notes: This is just me being silly. Thank you M. and J. for bringing that one up last night in the kitchen - I ♥ you guys!*


( cookie jerking )

* The idea of soggy biscuit (in German: Keks wichsen) comes from a German movie called "Crazy".
YouTube clip of the scene here (only in German, sorry...but the scene is fun anyways).

Title: Fine Mist
Author: paraboobizarre 
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: none whatsoever
Summary: Just a fluffy bedtime story
Author's notes: Sent to ma_chelle  to make work a little less boring for her. I seriously have no idea how long this little precious sat around on my computer all finished and unposted :)

( Fine Mist )

Title: Name Calling
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: none whatsoever, except maybe fluff, sap and abundant sweetness and yeah, name calling ;)
Summary: Tom has many names for Bill...still, one more can never hurt.
Author's notes: I should have done so many things today - clean my room, file my copies, do some laundry...instead I wrote this.
More author's notes at the end of the fic - I can't possibly put them here without actually telling the story :P
For my very own baby cakes, JoJo

( Mmmm don't go... )

Title: Sense Drabbles
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: none
Summary: One drabble for each sense, smell, taste, sight, hear and touch
Author's notes: It started with the smell drabble, mainly because the last thing is true for a very good friend of mine and I somehow felt compelled to write that down. The other four senses kinda snuck up on me :)

( Five Senses )

Title: The Lake
Author: paraboobizarre    
Pairing(s): none really
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: nope.
Summary: Some things almost happen.
Author's notes: It took forever to finish this one. I hope you enjoy it.

Title: #3
Author: paraboobizarre 
Pairing(s): none
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: Not all that cheery, angst, mentions of sexual abuse.
Summary: It's mandatory psychiatric evaluation and who knows...you might learn something new.
Author's notes: Writer's block the how 'many-eth' by now?! *headdesk* My brain's a cesspool.

Me battling against writer's block. More or less successfully.

(Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction. )

Title: Two Islands
Author: paraboobizarre     
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: none whatsoever
Summary: There's a fine dynamic at work between them and it's got to be preserved...
Author's notes: Written on a whim. Thanks to tomspiercing  , as usual ♥♥♥

Title: Definite Hints
Author: paraboobizarre 
Pairing(s): none
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: none.
Summary: I cannot possibly give a summary now without revealing too much. Sorry...
Author's notes: I hope no one gets confused. This is one is so good. Oh I'm so sneaky haha

( Definite Hints )

Title: Four Years
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Andi, Bill/Tom (unrequited)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: Angst.
Summary: Two birthdays, three points of view, four years time.
Author's notes: I don't think I have ever taken this long to complete a fic. The plot bunny to this one was handed over to me, as per usual, by  tomspiercing  - love you sweety – you have the best bunnies ♥♥♥
Loosely based on the rumour that Bill outed himself on some blog round the time of his 18th birthday...

 

 

Title: Gifts to Give
Author: paraboobizarre 
Rating: PG
Pairing: BillxTom
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
AN: Written for lovely Gaja's birthday. It’s a little angst, a little fluff, nay mention of groins&erections as per your demand XD 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETY! *hugs* Hope you have a fabulous day :)


( Happy Birthday! )

Title: 1.44
Author: paraboobizarre  
Pairing: BillxTom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: abundant Fluff'n'Sap
Summary: It's a little red box...
AN: gajastar  's birthday is coming up and I wrote two ficlets, letting her choose one to be her birthday ficlet. This is the loser fic. Awww...

Soooooooo, I am at home. Home home, in the sense of being at my rent's house - the reason for my almost total non-presence on the internets. 


( Lalalalalalaaaaaaaaa! ) wrote me a bday fic...I'm still all awed and thrilled and whatnot, it's just too good to be true <333
Hafta read here!
______________________________________________

And now for something completely different!
Look at what I found on my computer haha
I finished this way before the twins 18th birthday - happy (rather) belated one, I guess XD

( Hallelujah... )

Something I have written. I like it but it's so short and so not fitting for anything bigger, so I just post it here, for the entertainment of my flist XD
It is a rather pointless affair and I want to dedicate this ficletti (what's the diminutive of ficlet?) to my* Damon Albarn.

( She had grown... )

Title: POP!
Author: paraboobizarre 
Pairing(s): BillxTom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: none
Summary: Tom finds bubble gum...
Author's notes: For ayaneva   because her birthday was on dec 6th (and bad bad me, I forgot to congratulate her) and because she's having a shit time lately and can use some cheering up.

Hope this helps, sweety *hugs*

Title: Lullaby
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairings: BillxTom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based.
All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: abundant Fluff'n'Sap
AN: I had a lot of free time this afternoon and I actually wanted to come up with something a bit more umm...lemony ;)
However, as it is, my hormones are kicking me around and I always slip down into fluff'n'sap when I'm like that. So, unfortunately, no meaningless sex but only something so saccharine I should probably warn all those potential diabetics out there right now...
  ( Some evenings... )

Author: paraboobizarre 
Title: I Love You
Pairing: BillxTom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age. I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Summary: I just let Tom think a little...
Warning: Sap'n'Fluff AN: For thesaltywench  :)