Title: Oh Woe Be Unto You, Dean Winchester
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: none
Rating: G

( This was a cold spot, which could only mean one thing: Ghost. )

Title: #3 or: No Cold Toes Allowed
Fandom: McFly
Pairing: Dougie/Harry
Rating: G

I can' believe the central heating's broke!” Dougie mutters. Everything was fine yesterday but when he woke up today the bedroom felt a walk-in cooler.
At least it's still warm under the blankets. Dougie pokes a toe out from under the sheets and shudders. He will never get up. Ever.
There's a noise in the hall, a door slamming shut. Seconds later Harry sprints round the corner, hightailing it towards the bed, two mugs in his hands, toast between his teeth.
Dougie hogs the blanket protectively.
“Nuh-uh, you're cold now. No cold toes allowed, mister.”
“Pwease, na coh!” Harry pleads.

Drabble #1
Fandom: Merlin

Wonders never ceased! Merlin couldn't stop looking from the small package in his hand back to Arthur, who stood in front of him grinning in...well, in his usual smug fashion. But still, Christmas present! From Arthur!Who had obviously taken five minutes out of his busy schedule of sleeping in, stuffing himself and riding aimlessly through the woods to think of a present for his lowly servant. Yay!
“Come on, open it!” Arthur goaded him.
Merlin ripped off the string and unwrapped the paper to reveal...
“A new cloth for shining my armor!” Arthur grinned. “Merry Christmas!”
Yay...


x-posted to adventdrabbles

Title: Put Out Of Misery
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I'm not making any money off this.
Warnings: Angst, angst, angst
Word count: ~600
Summary: Sam is angsting until Dean gets home


( Put Out Of Misery ) AO3 LJ

Title: The Curious Incident Of The Fish In The Night-Time
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine, I do not make any money off this.
Warnings: H/C, if that's not your thing
Summary: Dean has changed and Sam's trying his best to work with what he's got.
Author's notes: Set an indefinite time after the season seven finale, but could conceivably be set at any time.
Thanks to my lovely beta ma_chelle ♥



( The Curious Incident Of The Fish In The Night-Time )

Title: Fairly Nuts Night
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Implied Pudd
Rating: G
Disclaimer: It's fiction.
Warnings: Cat spit
Summary: It's a Fairly Nuts kind of night
Author's notes: Random little McFly ficlet where Danny, poor exasperated soul that he is, does most of the talking.
This is something I jotted down *looks at file info* OMG haha I actually just checked the file info and I created that document exactly one year ago - how strange is that?! Anyways, it kind of never went anywhere back then and today I simply finished it XD
It's quite random but also at least a tad funny.


( Those Fairly Nuts Nights )

So, remember my sorry try at participating at the adventdrabbles?
Wasn't all that glorious, right?

Anyways, I was clearing my desk today and stumbled over my fic book where I had jotted down ideas for drabbles that ended up never being written.
I had two hours of free time, so I thought what the hell and finished the prompts I had written for myself.

Here goes:

( Sasquatch in a pear tree, Dougie the Grinch et al. - Supernatural, Buffy and McFly Advent Drabbles )

It's totally late, I know but looking over my notes some of these were just too cute to go to waste.
Hope you enjoy them, even if you're not feeling extra seasonal right now ;)

Title: Granny's As Good As Dead
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: none
Rating: G

Dean hasn't felt so much like a nanny since Sam was little. Back then Sam would get into trouble trying to behave like an adult; getting his hands on Dad's guns, sneaking after them to a hunt. Now it's Sam trying to act like he has a soul that keeps Dean occupied, all those simple choices that make Sam trip up because he doesn't know, he weighs advantages instead; running over granny while she's crossing the street and he's in a hurry to get to three younger people who need him. Three against one, the odds are stacked against grandma...



Title: Things You Do At Christmas
Fandom: TH
Pairing: none
Rating: G

Certain things go hand in hand with Christmas. Like messing around in the kitchen, trying to make cookies from scratch till it looks like someone set off a bomb. Giving up and getting pre-made cookie dough, only half of which will actually see the inside of the oven, the other half having been eaten by Bill before. Drinking cocoa and watching the Muppets Christmas Carol, tolerating each other's decorating whims and fooling around with the dogs in the snow. In LA there's no snow, just rain and it couldn't feel less like Christmas to Tom but he doesn't say anything.

Title: Perverse Decorating Urges
Fandom: McFly
Pairing: Tom/Harry
Rating: G

For ma_chelle

Marvin's rolled up into a fluffy ball on the couch, so fast asleep he doesn't even twitch when Tom inches closer, red satin band in hand.
“Mate, you've got perverse decorating urges,” Harry's voice comes suddenly, making Tom jump. Marvin is off the couch, out of the room, faster than lightning. So damn close!
“Now that Marvin's gone, I could think of somebody else to put this on,” Tom quips, dangling the red band.
“Hey, if it'll make you feel better,” Harry shrugs, pulling the zipper of his pants down, “you sure it's long enough, though?”

Title: First Christmas AM
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: none
Rating: G


It's their first Christmas AM and everything just feels wrong. AM – after mum, is how she's dating important events now. Dawn's first birthday AM – a farce compared to Dawn's last one WM (with mum); first Thanksgiving AM, first Fourth of July AM – and it never feels the same. It feels less. Empty.
On the table there's red satin band, baubles and a too fake looking wreath and for the last hour, Buffy's been trying to get the bow tied just so and the baubles to hang nicely. No dice. Instead it all feels like no Christmas AM.

Title: The Source
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: none
Rating: G

( The Source )

Title: Early Christmas Present
Fandom: TH
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Rating: G

( Early Christmas Present )

Wow, first drabble - I thought I'd post them on here as well since I've always had the fanfic on here as well, so there you go: spam ;)

Title: A very Furry Halloween Story
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): none
Rating: G
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Warnings: none
Summary: It's a cat's life...
Prompt: The night before Halloween Bill jokes about all these ghost stories and the sort being silly child's stuff. The next day when he wakes up, he has turned into a black cat.
How will he communicate to Tom who he is and what will they do to turn him back into his human form? (submitted by paraboobizarre )
Author's notes: Nobody ever adopted my yesteryear’s Halloween prompt - so I wrote it myself ;)




( I can haz gummi worms nau? )

ganked from beren_writes 

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

I'm really curious - tell me everything!
Off to uni now but I'm looking forward to (hopefully) many interesting suggestion :)

I don't normally do fic recs since the TH fandom is so small almost everybody knows everybody else anyways, but this fic is too hilarious not to be pimped: Incestuosa Celebracion by poor_medea .

It's been ages since I read dialog this witty and dead-pan. There's only a few people who write like that and I'm still excited I found a new one.
Besides, when does a fic usually inspire you to make a new icon (see above)?
;)

♥Fluff Friday♥


Title: The Princess Bride
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom
Rating: totally G
Disclaimer: The characters used herein are fictional representations of real people and the actions and situations contained in the fics are no reflection on the real people on which they are based. All characters engaging in sexual acts of any kind are over 18 years of age.
I do not believe anything of this ever happened, nor that it should and I do not make any money of this. It's fiction.
Warnings: none
Summary: It's been with them for a long time and, one way or another, they have both taken things from it.
Author's notes: The Princess Bride *happy sigh*
I watched this movie again after a long time and suddenly this little story started to form :)

( A girlie movie - perfect for Bill... )

Title: ABC
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: never happened!
Warnings: none
Summary: From the trivial to the more profound.
Author's notes: written for the FQF 2010, The ABC's of being a Kaulitz Twin: 26 rules, and 26 ways to break them. (prompt submitted by ophelia_seven)
It’s the Hawaiian Alphabet Edition! Did you know the Hawaiian alphabet only has 13 letters? ;)


Thanks to my beta and emseviltwin for providing me with 1&2 - I only just thought to repost this to my own journal (don't ask me why I didn't think of this sooner XD)

( ABC )

In case anyone wants to try - and save me from my massive boredom at the same time ;)

1. Go through my fic index and pick out a sentence from one of my stories

2. I'll try to guess what story it's from (and, if you want, I'll give you some backstory or DVD-commentary for the excerpt).

3. If I guess wrong, you get to ask me for a drabble (character, situation prompt word, whatever).

Title: Drabbles
Author: paraboobizarre
Pairing(s): Bill/Tom (mostly ;)
Rating: PG - R
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened.
Warnings: none whatsoever
Summary: four drabbles, all of them more or less concerned with sex
Author's notes: I haven't written anything in a long time, so I'm pretty psyched about these haha


( one, two, three, four )