I don't normally do fic recs since the TH fandom is so small almost everybody knows everybody else anyways, but this fic is too hilarious not to be pimped: Incestuosa Celebracion by poor_medea .

It's been ages since I read dialog this witty and dead-pan. There's only a few people who write like that and I'm still excited I found a new one.
Besides, when does a fic usually inspire you to make a new icon (see above)?
;)